Sunday Funnies
"Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar," the Preacher says.
Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you."
Leroy replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing." The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places the other hand on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for Leroy.
After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks,"Leroy, how is your hearing now?"
Leroy says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't til next Wednesday."
(Thanks to Paul)
Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you."
Leroy replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing." The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places the other hand on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for Leroy.
After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks,"Leroy, how is your hearing now?"
Leroy says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't til next Wednesday."
(Thanks to Paul)
posted by Ralph at 5:03 PM
9 Comments:
That right there is funny...I don't care who ya are.
That's cute Ralph!
Praying a blue streak is REALLY praying!!! LOL
A good one. I wondered how you stayed up with these Sunday Funnies but now I know you get help from people like Paul.
Yeah, that's funny. Don't you love words?
LOL!!! I can just seeing this happening.
I love your funnies!
Ha, ha!! This one hits too close to home after our dealings with the lawsuit. I hope to NEVER go through that again.
Thanks for the chuckle!
:-)
Well? I do hope the poor guy's hearing went well for him.
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*snork.
Ralph ~ Sometimes the real miracle can be in just recognizing IT! ~ jb///
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