Saturday, September 12, 2009

Sunday Funnies

"Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar," the Preacher says.

Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you."

Leroy replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing." The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places the other hand on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for Leroy.

After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks,"Leroy, how is your hearing now?"

Leroy says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't til next Wednesday."

(Thanks to Paul)


Blogger Cliff said...

That right there is funny...I don't care who ya are.

4:47 AM  
Blogger Rachel said...

That's cute Ralph!

Praying a blue streak is REALLY praying!!! LOL

8:55 PM  
Blogger Granny Annie said...

A good one. I wondered how you stayed up with these Sunday Funnies but now I know you get help from people like Paul.

6:54 AM  
Blogger Janell said...

Yeah, that's funny. Don't you love words?

12:11 PM  
Blogger Mountain Mama said...

LOL!!! I can just seeing this happening.
I love your funnies!

2:56 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Ha, ha!! This one hits too close to home after our dealings with the lawsuit. I hope to NEVER go through that again.
Thanks for the chuckle!


2:31 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

Well? I do hope the poor guy's hearing went well for him.

10:11 PM  
Blogger nora said...


10:07 AM  
Blogger LZ Blogger said...

Ralph ~ Sometimes the real miracle can be in just recognizing IT! ~ jb///

4:40 AM  

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