Saturday, October 03, 2009

Sunday Funnies

A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. Then the man returned just before the conclusion of the service. Following the service, the pastor asked the man where he had gone.

"I went to get a haircut," was the reply.

"But," said the pastor, "why didn't you do that before the service?"

"Because," said the man, "I didn't need one then.”


Blogger Granny Annie said...

Oh Ralph,if only I could have called my mother today and read her this joke! She used to sit on the front row of church where dad could see her and when his sermon went too long, she would start tapping her watch. This joke would have certainly made her laugh. Thanks.

5:51 PM  
Blogger bobbie said...

A really good one, Ralph!
It made me think of having my first child. The labor went on so long, and my husband was so nervous, the doctor asked me what he could do with him. I said, "Tell him I said to go get a haircut". He did, and the doctor had a short respite.

5:50 AM  
Blogger Paul Nichols said...

I'm gonna keep that in mind, Ralph. Might come in handy someday. Good.

7:02 PM  
Blogger LZ Blogger said...

Nice Ralph! I think I may actually use his answer some where down the road (only more than likely NOT to the pastor)! ~ jb///

8:01 AM  
Blogger Mountain Mama said...

OUCH!! I guess that's saying it like it is.

9:19 PM  

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