Sunday Funnies

One balmy day in the South Pacific, the Captain of a navy ship sees smoke coming from one of three huts on an uncharted island. Upon arriving at the shore they were met by a shipwreck survivor.

He said, "I'm so glad you're here! I've been alone on this island for more than five years!"

The captain asks, "If you're alone why is there three huts?"

The survivor said, "We'll, I live in one, and go to church in another."

"What about the third hut?" asked the captain.

"That's where I use to go to church."

Viruses

There are a lot of viruses going around lately. When Char and I got back from our trip I had caught a virus and had to miss a week with the cooking group at the nursing home. Then for the next two weeks a very contagious stomach virus was running its course through the nursing home. It was recommended all volunteers stay away. I did.

To make matters worse my computer caught a virus. I had to take my computer into the doctor where it spent several days in the intensive care unit. I’m amazed how I have come to depend and rely on my computer and how helpless I feel when I cannot access e-mail or check blog sites. Yet, the computer doctor came through and my computer recovered – at least until the next ‘strain’ hits.

Hope everyone out there is staying healthy.