Saturday, July 08, 2006

With Gas Prices Going Up. . .

A young Nun who worked for a local home health care agency was out making her rounds when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, there was a gas station just one block away. She walked to the station to borrow a can with enough gas to start the car and drive to the station for a fill up.

The attendant regretfully told her that the only gas can he had was just loaned out, but if she would care to wait, he was sure it would be back shortly. Since the nun was on her way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.

After looking through her car for something to carry to the station to fill with gas, she spotted a bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, she carried it to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried it back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into the tank of her car, two men watched her from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, "I know that the good Lord turned water into wine, but if that car starts, I'm going to church every Sunday for the rest of my life."


Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

...And the car started! Praise the Lord!

I hope that patient that uses that bedpan isn't a smoker. I'm envisioning something going awry.

Funny joke. Have a nice weekend.

1:26 PM  
Blogger Dan said...

Let me know how that joke pans out for you.

3:24 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Cute one Ralph!! Wonder if he went to church from then on or not??

3:26 PM  
Blogger Raggedy said...

That was a great joke. I am still laughing. Good one! ^5
Have a wonderful day!
(=':'=) meow hugs
(")_ (")Š from da Raggedy one

9:06 PM  
Blogger Aravis said...

Excellent joke, Ralph! Can't wait to share. *G*

12:02 AM  
Blogger Jim said...

Liked your joke! I try to get ahead and guess the ending, I was way off on this good one.

12:37 AM  
Blogger Rhodent said...

Good one Ralph!

2:59 PM  
Blogger Christa said...


Excellent joke. :) We went camping this weekend over by Yampa, wish that our car could run on something other than gas for a trip like that!!!!

7:59 PM  
Blogger Seeker said...

har dee har har

12:06 PM  
Blogger Cliff Morrow said...

Good stuff Ralph, (but I'll never admit I laughed at it.)

3:30 PM  
Blogger Triplet Dads said...

ralph - I just filled up my car yesterday and paid $3.29 a gallon. Where's that bedpan?

12:28 PM  
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2:26 AM  

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