Saturday, October 13, 2007

Sunday Funnies

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.

The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:

Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks kept 95% of it.


Blogger Cliff said...

Another good one Ralph.
The rains you spoke of made it. Man we've got water sitting everywhere. Too bad this isn't the weekend you were coming here. We could sit on the deck and figure out something to do.

7:49 AM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Politicians just LOVE taking money from us!
Cute story.

1:32 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Cute joke Ralph!! I guess he was lucky to get the $5!

9:01 PM  
Blogger Raggedy said...

Cute Joke!
Have a wonderful day!
(=':'=) hugs
(")_ (")Š from
the Cool Raggedy one

10:21 AM  
Blogger Jim said...

Your rains got here today. We've had from three (3) to eight (8) inches around. Next time, would you please keep a little more? Thanks.

But look at it this way, since it is a 'gift' it is tax free.

Ralph, if you [and a few morre] would spend a little more on Thanksgiving things besides food which you need anyway, the stores would stock more things.
Mrs. Jim had a terrible time finding her Thanksgiving decorations.

It was good though, because we can flip a switch and all the new Thanksgiving outside lighted turkeys turn into Christmas reindeer. Same with the pilgrim, he turns into Santa and the armadilla turn into elves. Great!

6:30 PM  
Blogger Christa said...

Haha! The more I make...the less of my paycheck I see - how does that work?!

6:50 PM  
Blogger Mountain Mama said...

That's pretty cute. Unfortunately it is also very true.

8:32 PM  
Blogger Rhodent said...

I am really enjoying your Sunday Funnies!

11:00 AM  

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