Sunday Funnies
A truck driver was driving down the highway when he sees a priest hitchhiking on the road.
He stops to pick up the priest, but he has a few misgivings about giving him a ride. Usually when the driver sees a hippie on the road, he hits them -- with a priest in the truck, he'd have to swerve. But the driver decides to pick up the priest.
A little while later, he comes across a hippie hitchhiking. He decides to just swerve and let this one live when, all of a sudden he hears a "BOOM!"
The driver looks over at the priest, who says, "Don't worry -- I got him with the door."
He stops to pick up the priest, but he has a few misgivings about giving him a ride. Usually when the driver sees a hippie on the road, he hits them -- with a priest in the truck, he'd have to swerve. But the driver decides to pick up the priest.
A little while later, he comes across a hippie hitchhiking. He decides to just swerve and let this one live when, all of a sudden he hears a "BOOM!"
The driver looks over at the priest, who says, "Don't worry -- I got him with the door."
posted by Ralph at 1:32 PM
7 Comments:
Good one Ralph. Really got a laugh from this one. Hope you had a good weekend. Lisa
ha ha i love this one, i swear you told it already awhile back. you and cliff must both be suffering from alzhiemers!! lol just kidding just kidding!!
Funny one Ralph! I hope they didn't do this during "Be Kind to a Hippie Week!"
Hey Ralph, you don't run over us OLD hippies do you? :-)
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Enjoyed this.I guess "love beads" are out of the question later in the summer or...I have to give up hitchhiking. :D
You got me on this one. I hadn't heard it before.
This is my favorite kind of story. They pull you one way and then shove you the other. Good one.
Really funny - I'm sending my sister over to see this one - her husband and son are both truckers.
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