Sunday Funnies
A couple was driving to the church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and die. When they arrive in heaven, they see St. Peter at the gate. They ask him if he could arrange it so they could marry in heaven.
St. Peter tells them that he'll do his best to work it out for them.
Three months pass and the couple has heard nothing. They bump into St. Peter and ask him about the marriage.
He says, "I'm still working on it."
Two years pass and still no marriage.
St. Peter again assures them again that he's working on it.
Finally, after eight long years, St. Peter comes running with a priest and tells the couple it's time for their wedding.
The couple gets married. But after a few months, they go to St. Peter and tell him things are not working out, and that they want to get a divorce.
"Can you arrange it for us?" they ask.
St. Peter replies, "Are you kidding?!! It took me eight years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?"
St. Peter tells them that he'll do his best to work it out for them.
Three months pass and the couple has heard nothing. They bump into St. Peter and ask him about the marriage.
He says, "I'm still working on it."
Two years pass and still no marriage.
St. Peter again assures them again that he's working on it.
Finally, after eight long years, St. Peter comes running with a priest and tells the couple it's time for their wedding.
The couple gets married. But after a few months, they go to St. Peter and tell him things are not working out, and that they want to get a divorce.
"Can you arrange it for us?" they ask.
St. Peter replies, "Are you kidding?!! It took me eight years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?"
posted by Ralph at 3:56 PM
9 Comments:
For jokes to be funny they shouldn't be true Ralph. :)
GOOD one, Ralph!
LOL Poor St. Peter. He sure has his work cut out for him on that one!! It is sad to say though.
Boo! Hiss!
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OK, it's Sunday so I'll forgive you. But just you wait, I'm looking for a forester joke.
I'll let you know when I post it!
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BTW, they say it is hard for St. Peter to find foresters too. ;-)
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Ha, ha, har-dee-har!
Of course there are plenty of bloggers in heaven should Peter need to find one of those.
That Tattoo & Coffee sign would fit right in here in AR. They'd also sell bait there in addition, as well.
It is sad that there is so much truth in that joke... ANd since my best friend is still here and alive, I will tell her she has an appointment waiting for her when she gets to the other side.
So, just for the record, I do know of one honest and kind lawyer... maybe that is why she is not rich?????????
Good one, R!
Way too funny!!
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