Sunday Funnies

Little Nancy was in the garden standing over a hole she had dug. Her hands were clasped and her head was bowed as she said a prayer.

Interested in what the little girl was doing the neighbor politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."