Saturday, October 20, 2007

Sunday Funnies

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created.

"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing,

He ran even faster. Again, he looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...."

Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don’t exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.

The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."


Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Fresh meat! Good Gawd, let's eat!!

That bear will surely see heaven.

10:06 AM  
Blogger Rachel said...

That's a good one Ralph!!

6:00 PM  
Blogger Raggedy said...

I have not seen that for awhile. It was great reading it again.
Have a wonderful day!
(=':'=) hugs
(")_ (")Š from
the Cool Raggedy one

9:17 PM  
Blogger Cliff said...

Does anyone else think JD might be a bit irreverent?
It was that church upbringing. Rebellious sort.

9:53 PM  
Blogger Doug Bagley said...

Now that there's funny, I don't care who ya are. LOL

6:21 PM  

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